friend: you should've come with us!
me: an invitation might have helped

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pleatedjeans:

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partouse:

Moral of the story?

Never leave your porn on when you’re in the Library.

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90s90s90s:

The origin of the Carlton Dance.

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I don’t have insomnia, I have internet connection.

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

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